I woke up this morning to some tweets about supermodel Kate Moss’ wedding to Jamie Hince and clicked through the associated links in excited anticipation.
After all, this is a model magazines have obsessed about for 10 plus years. She’s considered a style icon the world over so surely on her wedding day she’ll WOW us like never before?
Instead I got MEH with some more MEH on top.
Lank hair, sallow skin (seriously someone send her a copy of Zoe Foster’s book) and a John Galliano dress that looked like an ill-shaped, gold-flecked slip.
Apparently the shoes were blue-lined, custom-designed Manolo Blahniks so that might redeem her a bit.
What do you think? Is she the bride who just didn’t care? Or doesn’t she need to? Because she’s Kate Moss?