As the mercury creeps up, so does my inability to wear long pants or jeans. It’s just too damn uncomfortable.
Don’t get me started on three-quarter pants. Oh, too late. I have. They’re just not flattering on 90% of the population.
They work when styled as slim-leg capris, with a hem finishing at a slender ankle on petite Audrey Hepburn-esque types but as long cut-off pants on the rest of us, they are generally the devil. Three-quarter pants have the nasty effect of truncating your legs and making you look shorter than what you are.
Which leaves me back at shorts.